Who the heck is Ciarán?

That's me! I am a grad student and grown-ass man who is also a squid. I have long since given up on trying not to be cringe. Fuck it, squid time.

What in the heck is a Scoot Bloop?

It's an unused enemy from Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time that is a Blooper with shoes on. I am a Blooper and I also wear shoes, therefore I am a Scoot Bloop.